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1. (Hiking the appalachian trail) (1142↑, 106↓)
Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman. Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

2. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (453↑, 32↓)
Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering." "Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail." "Oh. Got it."

3. (hiking the appalachian trail) (247↑, 32↓)
Refers to someone's infidelity

"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

4. (hiking the Appalachian Trail) (204↑, 31↓)
v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

5. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (164↑, 14↓)
To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

6. (Hiking the appalachian trail) (138↑, 19↓)
cheating on your spouse

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"

7. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (125↑, 16↓)
Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair

If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

8. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (67↑, 29↓)
A poorly executed secret tryst - that isn't a secret to anyone. It is a reference to the disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who "disappeared" for a week to Argentine on a romantic escapade. His staff and office told the news media that he was "hiking the Appalachian trail."

Dave needs to take a break from hiking the Appalachian trail with his secretary and get some work done\!

9. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (7↑, 1↓)
Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off\!" "Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail." "Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

10. (hiking the appalachian trail) (5↑, 2↓)
Fucking your mistress.

"Hey, where did our governor go?" "He told me he was hiking the appalachian trail..." "Hope he takes protection."

11. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (36↑, 34↓)
An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

12. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (6↑, 7↓)
For a man to have vaginal sex with a woman who is not his wife. Can be used as a reference to a married man having an illicit sexual affair, and deceiving everyone about it by telling them he's doing something else. "The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina. Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'

"Does Bob's wife know he's taking that hot secretary with him on his business trip? Looks to me like he's planning on hiking the Appalachian Trail."

13. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (5↑, 6↓)
To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.

Press: Where is Sanford? Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.

14. (hiking the Appalachian trail) (15↑, 16↓)
Spending time with your mistress.

"Where are you going, Governor?" "I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."

15. (hiking the Appalachian Trail) (32↑, 39↓)
To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark). To cheat on your wife.

"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."

16. (hiking the appalachian trail) (15↑, 24↓)
The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.

"Hey have you seen Mark?" "No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks** "Oh that dirty bastard."

17. (hiking the Appalachian Trail) (18↑, 28↓)
Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).

On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.

18. (hiking the Appalachian Trail) (9↑, 20↓)
A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.

The governor of SC was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend.

19. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (17↑, 28↓)
A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.

Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail\!'" Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail\! See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.

20. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (10↑, 23↓)
Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.

A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail. A: I hope he's wearing a condom.

21. (Hiking the Appalachian trail) (9↑, 23↓)
A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice. A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans. A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"

"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?" Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut\!" "Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go \{"Hiking the Appalachian trail\!"\} "I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."

22. (hiking the appalachian trail) (11↑, 25↓)
To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.

Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot\!

23. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (10↑, 24↓)
Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse. From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.

What happened to the senator this weekend? He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*

24. (hiking the Appalachian trail) (7↑, 23↓)
Leaving your wife and kids and job to go sex up a hot Argentinean lady

Did you hear about Mark Sanford? He was totally hiking the Appalachian trail for 5 days last week\!

25. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (7↑, 24↓)
Cheating on your wife with some Argentine hussy sexpot.

Gov. Sanders of South Carolina was Hiking the Appalachian Trail on Father's Day instead of hanging out with his family.

26. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (5↑, 22↓)
Euphemism for sticking it in the butt of an Argentinian woman.

Governor Sanford (R) was furiously hiking the Appalachian Trail for several days over Father's Day weekend.

27. (Hiking the Appalachian Trail) (4↑, 22↓)
To have an extramarital affair in another country, especially South America.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail last week and didn't tell anyone where he was, but he's really really sorry about it.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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